The greys wanted better food, and the government officials wanted a way to stop the Japanese and Germans. The alien greys shared more technology with Albert such as Teflon. Cooking omelets and bacon never got easier. Then again, the cholesterol levels of the greys had never gone up so high before.
Fiber optics and cell phones came about because of the alien greys desire for food prepared fast, which humans would later be introduced to as "fast food." McDonald's is merely a branch of the government finding out if mass feeding will increase production. It has proven very successful since the first McDonalds in 1937. Oldly enough, the fry guys were the mirror image of small greys and Grimace represented what would become of the alien greys from over consumption. Morgan Spurlock was sent in to create mixed messages and misinform the public. Just as prohibition on alcohol proved, once you go anti-anything, you create the curiosity and demand for it.
Once it was made known to the alien greys that the Americans had intentions of attacking the Germans and the Japanese with nuclear weapons, the greys demanded that Germany be spared. They refused to share anymore cooking technology until they were assured Germany would be spared. The greys had been tricked into believing they would be able to visit cities like Wurzburg, Mannheim and Heidelberg. After Germany was leveled with conventional weapons, the Marshall Plan was enacted to quickly rebuild Germany so the alien greys could get that tour of Europe they had been promised (lied to about).
In 1947, the only other known spacecraft to visit earth tried to find their alien grey brethren in Arcada, California. The alien greys miscalculated the gravitational pull of the earth while hoping to take several pictures of the well known White Sands of New Mexico in route to California. The spacecraft crashed into Roswell, New Mexico. The alien greys died before they could try the tasty burgers and fries of McDonalds or make contact with their fellow greys that were being held captive by the United States government.
The government had read H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds to get a better understanding on how to take care of their captives. They had expected the alien greys to be grossly overweight like the novel had promised, but they were twig skinny. When the greys began gaining weight from mass consumption of German food, the American officials figured the situation to be a natural evolution for the greys. They also waited for earthen bacteria to kill off the greys like the novel had promised. That was a futile waiting game. The greys were healthier on earth due to massive amounts of CFC's in the air from deodorizing cans of Lysol and Glade.
Why does the government keep all the information on the aliens' secret? Because they fucked up in a big way and don't want anyone to know that every single grey in the government's custody died from obesity. If you think Abu Ghraib was bad, you have no idea what happened on an inter-galactic level. The aliens' sex organs were such a convoluted puzzle of antennae, wet spots, and extra eyeballs that the aliens couldn't be forced to masturbate like some of the governments employees would have liked. The government was never quite sure whether or not the aliens were actually being stimulated sexually so they imposed the next worst form of humiliation, the greys were forced to chicken dance.
The only photo of the alien greys to leak out was from their trip to Germany with their favorite chef, Albert Einstein.
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